.....I need a boat.
This is about the dumbest idea I've ever had. However, it's the most I've ever laughed at myself. Thank goodness no one was out - I am an idiot to do what I did next.
I need "something" that can contain me. I'm not letting my legs dangle in that water! I went to the the pool store and bought a kids pool floatie that was a little boat. $12.99 - I can swing it. I tested it in the pool, and it held my weight. I took some of their food, wrangled my fat rump into this contraption and set sail. I started throwing food into the water.
NOTHING! They did nothing! There I was, in this stupid little craft, throwing food and they're looking at me in complete bewilderment. If only I could have taken a picture from my position onto the shore. They had no idea what the hell was going on.
I took a picture of the darn thing when I was unsuccessfully back on shore. How bloody embarrassing.
Yes, it came with an oar.... O_o
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It was a good idea, though :) Have you seen "Fly Away Home"? It's your story, but with geese...keep up the great work! :)
I wonder if you are going to have to actually put them in the water by lifting them up and physically putting them in there?
Tiffany, I LOVE that movie! I am going to rent it right now! I forgot about it!
Amanda - stay tuned. I have not exhausted my options! There is much more to come.
This is hilarous! I can just imagine how funny you must have felt when they just stood there as you were in your little boat, "setting sail!" This story sounds like something I would have done so don't feel bad!
Thanks Lauren! I felt like such a dork! It was so darn funny. Thank goodness I have a sense of humor!:)
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