What a dorkus I am! O_o

So my subdivision...it has several small lakes. There is one on the way in (or out - :) that you must pass coming or going.

This weekend, I was coming home & noted two all white ducks on the lake. I thought HOLY COW! Spentie and Angel! I pulled the car over and sat there and stared....something wasn't quite right about them. They weren't moving.

They were decoys.....*red face*