Oh Boy~ I Have A BIG Problem.....

On Sunday morning, I was out back, enjoying a cup of coffee and hanging with Angel and The Girls.

When the ducks were babies, they used to peck at me...my ears, my feet, my hat, all over me. Very cute.

Sunday was no exception. Angel was pecking me on my back and eating my hair....then.......

HE MOUNTED ME!!!!! OMG! My Duck is trying to fock me!!!! YUCK! EW! SICK!

Well I can't go outside now. He is all over me. Guess I have been imprinted on him.

This is not good. No one wants to get focked by a duck. They have very long toe nails and the trust me, the hurt!!! 

My favorite duck. DAMN!

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