One Mean Mutha!

This post is for you Steve K! I mentioned on FB that I have a problem with a Florida Soft Shell Turtle in my yard. It first surfaced last summer and I got it out of the yard. This year it has been here almost daily and has ripped my yard to frickin shreds. My yard looks like hammered sh*t in a sack! 

This is not a nice turtle. Their teeth are gnarly. I would hate to be bitten by it. And, it is quite a sizable turtle. She has got to be over 24 inches across.  (They are also known as pancake turtles because they are one of the flattest species). 


Steve K. said...

That turtle has the face even a mother could love, lol

Be Kind said...

OMG! Hilarious!